Tuesday, August 28, 2001

London Zoo

28.08.01


ALVIN AND BEV’S UPDATE



Our big news this week is that the UKCC the Registration Body for Nurses, Midwives and Health Visitors have taken the time to consider Bev’s appeal and have decided that she is accepted onto the role as a Nurse in the UK.


We figured her best her best hope of gaining registration would be via Part 10 of the register which is Midwifery, but their decision that Bev should undergo a two month adaptation course for midwifery stands.


Bev spent many hours preparing her appeal. Some UKCC staff had endeavored to dissuade her from doing so, explaining to her that there is no such process. This only strengthened her resolve. By directing a copy of her appeal paperwork to the Chief Executive of the UKCC Bev hoped that she increased here chances of getting the ear of the decision makers. You would never know.


It is very important to try to gain UKCC Registration prior to leaving NZ, especially if you intend to work straight away. We have heard of the UKCC mislaying applications. The UKCC recommends applying 6 months before registration is required. Luckily my Mental Health Registration was finalized by the time by the time I arrived, taking four months.


There is anew regulation from April this year. It you wish to maintain both Nursing and Midwifery you must practice a minimum of 200 days (1500 hours) divided equally between Nursing and Midwifery.

The time span for this experience is in the five years prior to renewal of registration.

From now on Bev plans to keep a good portfolio of experience.


Our local Practice Nurse at New Cross told us she was thwarted when she reapplied for her Midwifery after a break having children. She decided the recommended 6 months adaptation course was not for her.

The adaptation time is most often unpaid.


I have had Bev into the Super Stores of Harrods, Selfridges and Marks and Spencer. All massive Department Stores with top class goods. The bottom floor of their stores have the same departments i.e. perfume and food halls. Harrods food hall is something that would impress anyone. There are about twenty different retail points selling different products. The butchery department sells a range of meats way beyond anything that I have ever seen. Goat, rabbit along with game birds of quail and grouse, the small goods range is very extensive with a swag of stuff that looks interesting. I think the BSE and CJD scare would have toned down sales even in a posh place like Harrods. I haven’t eaten red meat since I have been here. I suppose I’ll still go senile or start growing feathers from eating force feed poultry. I have noticed I’m already growing more hair on my body since coming to this land.


Today we visited the London Zoo which entertained us for the day. It is an old Zoo trying to modernize itself. Old buildings which are historically interesting are no longer suitable for the management of animals in captivity. Overall the Zoo staff have reduced the amount of exhibits, improved the living environment and concentrated on breeding endangered species as well as education of the public. The Foot and Mouth problem had also impacted on the Zoo. Areas are off limits to the public and signs warn the public to wash their hands after touching some of the more domesticated animals.


Kath’s due back from her European tour in a couple of days and I’m looking forward to hearing about her adventures.


I wonder what will happen next.


Alvin and Bev

27.08.01



Monday, August 20, 2001

Brixton London

20.08.01


ALVIN AND BEV’S UPDATE



A couple of weeks ago we wandered up to our local railway station at New Cross Gate, trying to work out where we might head off to for the day.

Rain was pending from the south. It didn’t look much on the forecast so the decision was to get a cheap day pass for Hastings on the south coast.


To get the intercity trains you generally have to head to one of the main stations closer to town.

London Bridge Station had about 12 platforms with trains coming and going about every 2 minutes on at least 5 of those.

The main information boards help your destination with the platform for departure signaled alongside.

It’s a bit daunting when the express train charges through without stopping. Wind and dust is blown up and you dare not stand anywhere near the edge of the platform.

I remember back to the railcar rides in the coast. We often traveled down to Hokitika from Reefton to visit cousins. The old railcars were fun to ride on especially the novelty of using the toilet while it rocked and rolled.


The ride south to Hastings took two hours. The first stop was well into the journey as we cleared the city in a short time. I commented to Bev about the relaxed feeling you get when you can see open country side.

We are country people at heart.

Between London and Hastings is the county Sussex.

Most of the summer crops have been harvested now and the field remain bereft of stock. All that can be seen are the tracks where the machinery scooped in the harvest and a few rabbits.


Hastings is a typical English town. The best one I have been to so far.

There is a quaint mix of the old and new.


We started with a cuppa on the beach. The wind was blowing at about 30 knots so to unpleasant to remain on the exposed coast.

The beach is made of gravel flint stones about the size of golf balls. Not the sandy beach we are used to at home.

In the past the coastline was the cliffs. Man has placed barriers along the southern coast to protect property and so no chance of the sand being reformed by natural erosion.


I was interested in the history of the place particularly because we are new to this stuff. Above the city is the remains of Hastings Castle. The Normans used it as a camp when they cane from France to invade England in 1066. Hastings cliffs have stone age caves so we are talking about a very old town.

We enjoyed exploring the Old English part of the Hastings town. The street, alleys and passageways between the buildings have remained unchanged for centuries. Shops and pubs are geared for the tourist trade now but the essence of Old England remains. Away from the waterfront quaint old shops serve the locals so there is a genuine feel about the place. If both Bev and I entered a shop there was no room for anyone else because they are so small.

I think it was King Harold of England who was deposed by the Normans. He met his demise when he received an arrow in his right eye. That would hurt.


The wind died down towards evening and made our walk out onto the Hastings Pier a bit more pleasant. Most of the other loopies had moved on and I think some of the stall holders had given up and gone home for the day. The coffee shop we entered had very welcoming staff. They gave us tea cakes for free to go with out 2 pound eighty pence Cappuccinos (NZ $7.20). They hook it into you over here.

The sea was still very wild from the earlier high winds and roared below the Pier. I had a close look a the piles and metal frame work. Looked a bit dodgy to me. There are big redevelopment plans for the pier and I noticed on a sign that the refurbishment would be completed for the millennium celebrations.


Some friendly locals we got talking to suggested that we must try the fish and chips. I was dubious of this after my experience at Margate a month or so back. Huss was a species that was new to me along with Plaice, Pollack and Lumpsucker. I opted for one piece of Huss and chips. This fish was very similar to Rig, sweet with a grain and to my surprise had the cartilage remaining in the thick fillet. It filled the spot, I’ll try it again.


On our next day off we left early to go to north of London. This cheap day return ticket allowed us to head north to Cambridge, change trains five times and take in the sights of the big bulge in the east which is called Norfolk.


The land is more open and flat especially as we got close to the sea at Yarmouth. I was surprised t see windmills, which had been restored. They dated back to the 18th century and were used to grind corn until 1908. river channels called broads have an array of sail craft and holiday boats plying the waters. Large inland freshwater lakes abound. I learnt that these areas had there origins as peat marshes as there are very little woodlands in this area. As the waters found their levels it made it increasingly difficult for the peat cutters and the industry died out. Yarmouth is a beach resort for the central part of England. The weather in Norfolk in the east and away from the prevailing winds would appear to the best of English weather. I think the whole low lying area could do with the humping and hollowing, a land draining method adopted by farmers on the West Coast to turn Pakahi and swamp into productive farm land.


Alvin and I went to Brixton on the bus for a look. You will recall it has been in the news lately with race riots between whites and Asians. It is a trial area for more liberal marijuana laws. Decriminalizing of possession for personal use. It is in South London, about 30 minutes north of here. The first thing we came across was a lively black gospel group singing and praying under the trees in the centre of the community. There was a drunk jiving to the sound and drug addicts sitting about.


Brixton offers a seedier slice of market life than we had seen before. Bigger piles of garbage too and smellier fish market stalls. In a humid 20 degrees I had to hold my breath and push through the crowds in case I vomited.

The tatty stalls are cluttered either side of dogleg alleyways with perhaps 4 to 6 feet for the crowds surging shoulder to shoulder to squeeze through. The butcher stalls with pigs heads displayed axed open, are crammed with the carnage of red meat and offal

Obviously only my hellish perception as I saw some folks sitting opposite having a cuppa and the stall holders next to the reeking fish were selling clothing or rolls of fabric.

Stalls clamor for space in airless disused warehouses. Where they are set up outside there is flurry of activity to cover them in sheets of plastic for rain showers.

Breathing easier out on the main street I watched Alvin’s back as he queued to get money out of a cash machine. He thought the screen told him the money was not available. As he walked away the next customer a young black woman called after him that his money was there. Some other guy followed us up the sidewalk to tell us that never happens here in Brixton you are so lucky. We bought sweet corn, beetroot and a pineapple from the corner stall, from which we observed a few young men strutting about the intersection. As we moved on Alvin commented that he sensed something sinister in their behaviour. We speculated this could be the reason for 6 cops in 2 police cares, sirens and lights to flash past us back to the scene.

I imagined young cops in training being sent here for frontline experience. The shoppers we spoke to were pleasant, courteous and helpful with directions for the buses.

My final memory of Brixton is queuing with cleanly presented people for overcrowded buses. Despite the weight of the grocery bags I was unwilling to reset them on payments that are splattered with vomit and urine.

A troubled world.

The beetroot was nice.


I wonder what will happen next


Aldo and Flo


Saturday, July 28, 2001

Bev to London


28.07.01

BEV HERE

My energy has gone into appealing the UKCC Registration for Health Professionals decision NOT to give me Nursing of Midwife Registration.

The Brits are not used to this challenge and I don’t have high hopes but need to give them a go.

2 days ago I was interviewed by a dusty Academics at the biggest University for Midwifery Training in London. She didn’t know what to do with me, they have been instructed to arrange an adaptation course to get me up to their standards for Midwife Registration. The problem is they are embarrassed by my experience.

Of course I have already done all the practical stuff they want. So now I have to study to the equivalent of Post Grad Level. The vast majority of practicing Midwifes in the UK would not meet the current criteria.

In an increasing litigious society with medical model domination of health, they are desperate to present nursing and midwifery as an academic qualification.

I have to front up to the uni next week and write an academic essay under exam conditions.

Like a 2001 graduation midwife would know how to do.


Frustrating.

It will be next year before I pass.

The exam topic is:

Discuss care given by a midwife to a women having her first baby.

It doesn’t matter that I have been doing this for 20 years I will have to quote research and write in academic style.

So you see why I am also pursuing appeal.

Off to the Museum today. We have 2 way radios, marvelous takes all the apprehension away from getting separated.

A lot of people here.

The underground is like rats in a sewer.

Cleaner than that but same anonymity and a dehumanizing experience until I get desensitized.



ALVIN HERE NOW

It is great having Bev here with me, we will be able to get through all the above barriers together. I’m looking for a new posting in South London. Probably doing Community Psychiatric Nursing. I won’t need a car as I’ll be able to walk along a street or suburb to find enough trade.

Bev is coping well with the change to city life. She went into the city on her own the other day and found her destination. Once you get the major landmarks sorted then its not a problem. The railway stations are a good reference point. They are set in a circle about the city and you can radiate out from them.

We do have walkie talkies which I think have really helped Bev and I to reduce our anxiety over being lost. The units are as big as a cell phone but have a range of up to five miles.

Providing you are with in a bulls roar you can quickly find a spot to rendezvous.


BEV HERE

I was sitting on an underground train with Al when he realized it was the wrong one and got off.

OK so I hurtled out 10 miles in the wrong direction while he contemplated his error of judgment.

A nice bloke saw what happened and managed to gesticulate a message to Alvin as the doors were closing, that he should stay put and that I would return.

So there are real human beings traveling and help is just an enquiry away.

Within 5 minutes I was back at Alvin’s platform

My thoughts were going back to NZ.

As Alvin says I am growing more confident and I did travel alone once, and I did reach my destination.

The train that I got in that time was a surface train, quite old with manual doors, 1950s style.

But I nearly got out the wrong side of the carriage onto the electrified tracks. Again a nice young bloke sitting by the door practically foot tripped me to stop my exit.


ALVIN HERE

We live near a park which is surrounded by Blackberry Bushes. The fruit is in full flesh at present and we have had blackberry and apple pie for puddings, Bev is freezing the surplus. Most of the locals we talk to don’t know much about the berries and have nothing to do with them leaving plenty for us.

The school holidays commence today and traffic jams are the order of the day. I think we will go to London and check something out, I’m still not sure what will happen until it does.

We buy a one day travel card which allows us to jump on and off all the buses tubes and the Thames Ferries. I suppose we could travel up to a hundred miles on a days outing. The newer tubes are nice and smooth with tidy ungraffited windows.

The central and northern line is very primitive compared.

The load speakers remind you to MIND THE GAP which is often a step of up to a foot between the platform and the train.

The air supply in the old system is very poor. You can look around and see people asleep or yawning due to the lack of oxygen. The smell is also like a football clubs used socks locker room after a game.

Well we are both off this weekend and are away to explore more of London. I’ll wander Bev past the abode of the fat faced fourteen year old female to se if Bev gets the same response as I.


I wonder what will happen next


Andy Capp and Flo


Friday, June 22, 2001

Water Bomb

22.06.01


Alvin’s update

Let me take a minute of your time to update you on my adventures. This last week or so has been busy a degree stressful. My new position at Manley is that of Charge Nurse, looking after aged mentally ill clients.

There are generally about 19 clients in the unit at any one time. The carers working with me are very good at their job and have been very helpful with my transition. Kath is my mentor and is helping me to understand the policy and procedures of the hospital.

I generally work 12 hours per day 8.00 to 20.00 hours. Plenty of extra work if I want it but have to pace myself while I’m the new boy. Bev starts at Manley on the 20th of July on the same shifts and days off.

I have been approved for my tenancy in a one bedroom flat which is within a half a kilometer of work and easy working distance. I don’t want to buy a car yet because I have found the public transport system so easy to use and available.

I generally try to take a different route home from all parts of the city to assist my orientation and was looking for a railway station that neither Kath or I had used in the pass. To get to this station you have to pass some big housing estates. The trap had been set months ago, on reflection, I bet many others had been caught like me. The shopping center Kath and I are used to is very modern only about four years old. It is 20 minutes enjoyable walk from here via a park, I decided on a deviation from the normal route and set off looking for the railway station.

As my Zone of Awareness (ZOA) had been reduced to about 10 meters, coins on the footpath were of interest to me. A fifty and twenty piece coin lay on the ground. This is equivalent to a one way bus ticket back to the flat. I slowed my pace and looked about; no one was looking so I stooped to pick up the coins. As soon as I tried to pick them up I realized they were super glued to the footpath. Something hit me on the right leg which made me stand up but I was then hit behind my right shoulder. I was a bit shocked and thought Christ I’ve been shot as I could feel fluid running down my jacket as I reached to rub the spot. The big picture soon came to me though, as I looked skyward I could see fat faced 12 or 14 year old female looking down at me from about 5 stories up. She had thrown a small balloon full of water down onto a sitting target, hitting her mark with both shots. I started to laugh realizing the situation and told here that was a great joke. I don’t think she expected praise and yelled “FEEK OFF YOU WANKER” I think she might be a trainee Hooligan for Millwall Soccer Club. I’ll have to have vertical ZOA as well from now on.

On our last days off, Kath and I met up with John and Sue Annan for the day.

We took a trip on a Thames river cruise down to Greenwich Park and back.

The gardens are in full flower now as it is the longest day. People are out in droves on the parks and all seems well with the world. A lot of the people sitting on the cruise where looking at the group of odd ball Kiwis laughing and joking at the back of the boat. The one thing about over here is anonymity. You never see that same person twice. I often have pointed to a person and said to Kath “ See that bloke” Kath replies “Yes” my next quip is “Well you will never see him again”. It was a lovely day and we will catch up again soon.


This morning I carried Kath’s suitcase into Kings Cross Station. She is off to Scotland for the weekend with Kerstin Leonard. They have planned a grand old time shopping and site seeing. Kath has a four hour train journey and will arrive as fresh as a daisy and ready to explore her Drummond ancestry further.


You may have seen the Trooping of the Colour pageantry that took place in the wet last week. I didn’t go to the parade but went into the city the next day to see where everything was, as I had watched it all on television at home in the dry. I was inquisitive and began looking about Horse Guards in Westminster and was drawn to the stable area. I mossied around and while the guard wasn’t looking I poked my head in the door to have a look at the horses. A voice to the left of me said “You can’t go in there, move on” which startled me. The big menacing guard in all his finery had come off his position at the front of the building and was standing over me with his sword drawn. I think he meant business so I beat a retreat and buggered of for a walk in Hyde Park.


The National Portrait Museum was interesting. All the Masterpieces were on display. I could easily spend many hours there again but will wait until Bev gets here as I’m sure she will love that place.


Well Kath and I have been a bit home sick lately and she and I would appreciate some updates from the land down under. So get your fingers tapping and knock us up a line or two. If you don’t want to receive my updates you will have to write back and tell me to delete you from the list


I wonder what will happen next..



Alvin