Thursday, March 27, 2008

Bulls Pic Nic


Yes the Bull does seem placid I have been studying his courtship rituals

It all starts with him sniffing the air searching for the faint smell of oestrous ( I which i had sensitive nostrils like him ) Once he has detected the aroma, he starts to shadows the cow.
I assume this is to get her familiar with his attentions before the action to come I seen him mirror her movements ,when she ate grass, he ate grass .

If she stepped forward he did likewise. He nuzzles at her neck and and between her forelegs so she could get accustomed and desensitised.Licking of her neck and behind her ears was also part of his fore play.

Twelve other three year old steers were in the paddock with them
Lover boy had to continually assert his authority over the other steers while being tactful with his romance aspirations. Several of the steers began jumping up onto the cow from behind,
They must still have the nasal skills that i aspire too. It is comical watching their futile efforts as the hump unsuccessfully without and erection (More like a piggy back )

Bully Boy soon muscles them off the case . He quickly positions between the opposition and his target. His first couple of attempts to ride her are as useless as the steers . His carrot flopping about at half mast , never a threat . The cow is becoming more and more docile and at ease, in his company. She often turns her arse end to the Bull as if showing him the target . Sniffing and Snorting is emitted from the front end of the Bull. He is breathing hard from the chase and excursion

The cow stands and props . This must have been the body language Ferdinand is looking for.
Up he rises, a couple of wriggles a few steps and he is aboard. This activity is only testing the water because he repeats this process seven or eight times in the hour that I was watching from behind the electric fence. There was a small give away in the bulls eyes .
His decision making was reflected in a glint and wink, along with the grimace on as if determining whether he had the carrot in the correct orifice

After ten tries, he developed a glimmer in his eye and I'm sure he gave me a wink.The randy sod, puffing and breathing hard, went into a spasm from the back of his ears to the tip of his tail.
His love pole quadrupled in size, then he charged inward to cavities unseen by man.

The cow developed a shocked look at the forces being exerted, she darted forward about ten paces, dislodging Ferdie, to recuperate. Her decision making, seemed much more simple.

Yes !! I will have more of that !!

The love making continued into the afternoon . I unfortunately had work to do, fixing the tractor in the nearby shed. I could see a repeat show of GRANDE COITUS from the shed
Judging by the sexual activity, the sheer size of his size-twelve-nuts, the amount of cooperation's from the bovine recipient. We should be the proud grand parents of twins next XMAS

I wonder what will happen next

Alvin

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